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the priest – (en)
The sexton was focused: — One liter of water. One liter of ethyl alcohol. Half vanilla bean. Five eggs. A little glue. One lemon cut in half, seeded. A teaspoon of kerosene … — Where did you learn to do … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language
Etiquetado Bishops Priests and Sextons, Humor, Religious humor
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el cura – (es)
El sacristán estaba concentrado: — Un litro de agua. Un litro de alcohol etílico. Media vaina de vainilla. Cinco huevos. Un poco de pegamento. Un limón mediano cortado al medio, sin semillas. Una cucharadita de queroseno… — ¿Dónde ha aprendido … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language
Etiquetado Humor, Humor religioso, Obispos curas y sacristanes
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el río cuyas aguas corren hacia arriba (re) – (es)
El taxista del hotel parecía animado a la hora de conducirme hasta en Aeropuerto Internacional Ministro Pistarini en ese mi día de partida de Buenos Aires. Tal vez por considerar que estaba enviando mi gallego culo de vuelta a España. … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Travel
Etiquetado Aeropuerto Ministro Pistarini, Aguas que suben, Área de fumadores, Humor, Leyes de la Física, San Luis, Smoking Area, Suricatas
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the new criminal code – (en)
Finally, last night government and the opposition reached a principle agreement to approve a new Penal Code before the end of this year, «thus ending a justice policy that has been weak, meandering, sometimes arbitrary, and above all, pretty useless”. … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Education, English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Politics
Etiquetado Criminal Code, Guinness records, Humor, Law student, Life sentence, Smartass, Squeezing brain, University law texts
13 comentarios
disneyland, with zoo – (en)
I’m fond of zoology. As the torero told to the philosopher, there are people for all kind of bloody shit. And in this kinda greenish-blue marble, or the color it has now, there are people fond of malacology, helminthology and … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Education, English, Humor, Politically Correct Language, Politically Incorrect Language, Politics, Writing
Etiquetado Bankers, Banks, Decruitment, Disneyland, Europe crisis, Funemployment, Helminthology, Humor, Malacology, Moneymoon, PCL, Politically correct language, Politically incorrect language, Spain crisis, Zoo, Zoology
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yesterday i was urinating – (en)
Yesterday I was urinating… as I’m doing everyday. The action: at a shopping center utility, here in San Luis. Frankly a lengthy operation, kinda hotly and endless … Aaahhhhhh! And man, what a gushing joy! -after a long and eventful … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Writing
Etiquetado Humor, Naked, No clothes, PCL, Politically correct language, Politically incorrect language, Survive winter, World screwed
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a night in iowa (re) – (en)
Alvin was almost frozen, although inside him a dull anger was burning and made him to curse his luck. —Fucking faggot! —he shouted, to instinctively take a look around to be sure nobody had heard his politically incorrect outburst. That … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Humor, Writing
Etiquetado Amundsen, Cadillac Fleetwood, Faggot, Forest City, Humor, Iowa, Manson City, North Pole, Terror
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de la sobriedad a la polla whisky – (es)
¡Salud! Esta claro -para mí- que hay un algún punto dulce durante la “melopea” que se establece a lo largo del espectro que va desde “nada de alcohol” a “una cantidad suficiente para hacer las cosas no mucho mejor que … Seguir leyendo
the river in which waters “up” – (en)
The taxi driver was amused to lead me to Ministro Pistarini International Airporton that my day of departure from Buenos Aires. Probably because he was sending my Gallego ass back to Spain. On my part I was not as chuffed … Seguir leyendo
the dogs-flute – (en)
Ecology is a system composed of two subsystems: Nature and Man. In fact, if Man did not exist ecology won’t be necessary. And it is the mankind, the part of the equation that pseudo-ecologists (the Dogs-Flute) usually forget. Argentina, as … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Education, English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Politics
Etiquetado Humor, politics
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el río cuyas aguas corren hacia arriba – (es)
El taxista del hotel parecía animado a la hora de conducirme hasta en Aeropuerto Internacional Ministro Pistarini en ese mi día de partida de Buenos Aires. Tal vez por considerar que estaba enviando mi gallego culo de vuelta a España. … Seguir leyendo
gym tribulations – (en/es)
After months of feasibility assessments, and because of my sedentary work and the consequent accumulation of fat in my belly, the company offered me a personal training service in a recognized gym. I didn’t thought about twice and gladly accepted … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language
Etiquetado Humor
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god exists – dios existe – (en/es)
After denouncing far and wide in this blog the biggest human bullshit (along with private property): the belief in a god in the sky – that there’s a man living in the sky with a special list of ten things he … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Education, English, Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Politics
Etiquetado Humor
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el fisbuk – (es)
In this photo: February 16 ·Like Unlike · T X P and 6 others like this. Y N M bella mamolz February 16 at 6:17pm · Like Unlike E F C qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq camara February 17 at 9:15pm · Like Unlike … Seguir leyendo
el hijo predilecto de dios – (es)
George Carlin debe haber sido hijo predilecto de dios. ¿Cómo si no se explicaría que una persona que denunció oficialmente a dios y la religión pudiera haber tenido tanta suerte, fama (y fortuna)? Los puntos de vista de Carlin sobre … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en Education, Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language
Etiquetado Humor
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internet & piratería – internet & piracy – (es/en)
Es hora de dejar de Hablar Como un Pirata y comenzar a actuar como tal. O en contra de ellos, dependiendo de qué lado caigas. A pesar de que nunca he abogado por la infracción del copyright, no hay duda … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Politics
Etiquetado Education, Humor
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man, oh man! – (en/es)
To my way of thinking, men have only one real problem: other men. That’s where all the trouble starts: A long time ago, men gave away their power. To other men: princes, kings, wizards, generals and high priests. They gave … Seguir leyendo
Publicado en English, Español, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Writing
Etiquetado Humor
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a night in iowa – (en)
Alvin was almost frozen, although inside him a dull anger was burning and made him to curse his luck. —Fucking faggot! —he shouted, to instinctively take a look around to be sure nobody had heard his politically incorrect outburst. That … Seguir leyendo
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