Category Archives: Politically Incorrect Language

(en) A category dedicated to the words that are no longer usable, or whose meanings have been altered to make them difficult to use. These were all words which could be freely used at some point in history, but which modern culture is attempting to stamp out.

(es) Una categoría dedicada a las palabras que ya no es correcto usar, o aquellas que su significado ha sido alterado, de forma que su uso se ha dificultado. Estas eran palabras que podían ser usadas libremente, en algún momento de nuestra historia

derailing – (en)

No way out for capitalism. Spain, for example. The financial liabilities of the economy are a whopping US$ 1,300 Billion —11 times the annual GDP— of which nearly US$ 700 Billion lie in banks, in deposits or securities other than … Continue reading

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descarrilando – (es)

Capitalismo: En camino a ninguna parte. Sólo en España, el pasivo financiero de la economía es de 11 billones de euros —11 veces el PIB anual—, de los cuales casi 6 billones yacen en los bancos en forma de depósitos … Continue reading

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the discovery of america – (en)

Chris and fray Juan were nursing a stout downtown Madrid, when a girl on skates left a flyer on their table plank: “Ten reasons to holiday in terra incognita. Help out an undiscovered world with your tourist cash”. They got … Continue reading

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greenpi$ – (es)

Aunque está muy de moda entre los verdes el culpar al calentamiento global por las recientes sequías e incendios forestales, la realidad es más prosaica. Recientes climas cálidos son probablemente una consecuencia del aumento de la radiación solar en combinación … Continue reading

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love! (note the sarcasm) – (en)

Love is two vowels, two consonants … and two idiots. Cloistered in my bubble of sarcasm, I never got tired of laughing on love, criticizing this absurd and corny happiness. I get out alone, and stunned I see everyone in … Continue reading

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all whores – (en)

Is prostitution so sordid and infamous? Could it be that we project in it our own sordid lives, our own infamy as human commodities? In a market society, in which everything is bought and sold, where the vast majority of … Continue reading

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todos putas – (es)

¿Es la prostitución tan sórdida e infame? ¿No será que proyectamos en ella la sordidez de nuestra propia vida, nuestra propia infamia como mercancías humanas? En una sociedad-mercado en la que todo se compra y se vende, en la que … Continue reading

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of women … and men – (en)

Two women encounter on the street … – Mary! How you doing darling? I didn’t recognize you … with that so wonderful hairstyle you’ve gotten … – Oh, Lauryn dear. I just come from the saloon. Isn’t that Adolfo an … Continue reading

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sacred cows – (video) (en/es)

Sacred cows get slaughtered here. If education —at its best— weren’t the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty, and college the place to go when you want to get laid … If ideally, what should be said to every … Continue reading

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dancing with porcupines – (en)

The functions of all living beings are to be born, survive (i.e. nurture and ward off), multiply, and die. We’ll talk about ethics in other moment. What matters now is that selfishness is associated to reproductive function, and cooperativeness to … Continue reading

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what’s wrong with sex? – (en)

The primary purpose of sex is obtaining pleasure, sensual pleasure, pleasure of the body. However, in everyday experience, sexuality does not always lead to pleasure, even in the realm of fantasy. Contrary to this, it is usually source of frustration, … Continue reading

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spooning leads to forking – (en)

I’m adding  food blogger to my resume alongside other niceties you already know, and we may start with a consideration: The repetitive phases of cooking leave plenty of mental space for reflection, and as I chop and mince and slice … Continue reading

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of nipples – (en)

It was hot outside. It was hot inside. I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. I was hot. So I’ve given myself a haircut. And I was at a bar nursing a beer. … Continue reading

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a -isms – (en)

Lulled by stupefying illusions, my world was asleep in the cradle of infancy, dreaming away the hours from surrounding absolutism. It was an irrational universe, an absurdism. My parents were not interested in justice, they were interested in peace and … Continue reading

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feminismo – (es)

Sucede que me gusta cuando las feministas atacan a las amas-de-casa-culo-gordo que piensan que no hay nada más en la vida que sentarse en la sala al teléfono, tomar café, ver televisión y bombear un bebé cada nueve meses. P-poom, … Continue reading

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feminism – (en)

I happen to like it when feminists attack these fat-ass housewives who think there’s nothing more to life that sitting home on the telephone, drinking coffee, watching TV and pumping out a baby every nine months. P-poom, p-poom, p-poom, p-poom, … Continue reading

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c-word – (en)

Unless it’s already out of the news forefront, you’re probably aware that in the wake of last Sunday night’s Academy Awards, the official Twitter of news-satire website The Onion fired off a tweet (since deleted), the crux of which was … Continue reading

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iron man – (en)

The first thing you have to understand about “Iron Man” movies is that they are based on a super hero comic book series. For those of you who are not aware, super hero comic books are cartoon-style magazines read by … Continue reading

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iron man – (es)

Lo primero que hay que entender acerca de las películas de “Iron Man” es que están basadas en una serie de libros de historietas de super héroes. Para aquellos de ustedes que no lo saben, los libros de historietas de … Continue reading

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política vudú – (es)

De chamanes, espíritus animales, ilusionistas y política vudú… “Un día todo estará bien, esa es nuestra esperanza. Todo está bien hoy, esa es nuestra ilusión”. –Voltaire. Es un momento difícil para los racionalistas en la Increíble Tierra. Los chamanes de … Continue reading

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