Category Archives: Politically Incorrect Language

(en) A category dedicated to the words that are no longer usable, or whose meanings have been altered to make them difficult to use. These were all words which could be freely used at some point in history, but which modern culture is attempting to stamp out.

(es) Una categoría dedicada a las palabras que ya no es correcto usar, o aquellas que su significado ha sido alterado, de forma que su uso se ha dificultado. Estas eran palabras que podían ser usadas libremente, en algún momento de nuestra historia

what is politics? – (en)

“Dad, what is politics?” “Son, imagine our house: I represent capitalism because I’m the one who brings the money home. Your mother is the government that manages the money. The maid is the working class because she deals with the … Continue reading

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mil – (en)

Since childhood I’ve always told the truth. I’ve been a sincere guy. But for some time I realize this is wrong. Since I got married to be precise. Like a cuttlefish spurting out black ink I’ve become socially insincere. And … Continue reading

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por amor a mi país – (re) (es)

La monarquía nos hace parecer ridículos. Nos exige y recibe deferencia por razón de nacimiento. Es una idolatría tan bruta y estúpida como la de los antiguos paganos. Esto distorsiona nuestra capacidad de inventar ceremonias y honores por nosotros mismos … Continue reading

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all butts are different! – (en)

Friday. I work for a real bastard. We’re in the “Motivational” industry, and no industry has inflicted more suffering than ours. Motivational books, speakers and posters that have made billions selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our “unlimited potential”. … Continue reading

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machinife, the last felon – (en)

Minor robbers there were and there will be at all times in history, but few would steal from you more gracefully than “Makinavaja”, a character who was created by deceased Ramon Tosas, artistically known as “Ivá”.  ( Click on the … Continue reading

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politically correct language – (en)

When I got to New Orleans, I tried to make sure that I didn’t get into a brothel, although the whole city seemed like one. I ended up in a diminutive digging in the ghetto of Iberville. That landlady, that … Continue reading

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parental advisory: explicit content – (en)

I don’t like words that hide the truth. I don’t words that conceal reality. I don’t like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have … Continue reading

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we no longer die well – (en)

Death, in the beginning, dedicated to the contemplation of things, but after the excesses of creation he had to devote himself to cleaning. With the arrival of humans soon could foresee he would have overtime, something he clearly realized the … Continue reading

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medias-naranjas – (es)

La mayoría de la gente se agarra ciegamente a cualquier cosa que haya a mano, luego todo se viene abajo y se evapora. Pero las personas siempre tienen que encontrar algo que hacer mientras esperan diñarla, y por eso, circula … Continue reading

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half-oranges – (en)

Most people just blindly grabbed at whatever there is, and then it all evaporated and fell apart. People always need to find things to do while waiting to die, and so, there is a conviction, told by the bible-civilization, that … Continue reading

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zimmerman (cabroncete) – (es)

Parece un gordito duro, tipo macho cabrío. A aquella madre le tuvo que costar parir a ese percance, el muy joputa, con perdón de la desdichada y su legítimo, después critican el aborto, tras una escandalosa reincidencia delictiva, hoy detenido, … Continue reading

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zimmerman – (en)

He looks like a hardcore fatso, the he-goat. That mother had to suffer giving birth that bale, sonofabitch, apologies to his rents, and we criticize abortion, after a scandalous criminal recidivism, now under arrest, tomorrow back in the ends. Blood … Continue reading

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greenpeace, pawns? – (en)

“Greenpeace is working to end the expansion of nuclear power. The U.S. already has more nuclear power plants than any other country. The United States currently has 104 operating nuclear reactors, and each one is a threat to public health, … Continue reading

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real men do smoke – (en)

Spending millions to tell Joe that life is a bitch… While some readers (probably “most”) will totally disagree with the premise that I used as the title of this essay (though an intellectually humble person would have hold his judgment … Continue reading

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los hombres de verdad fuman – (es)

Gastando millones para contarle a Pepe que la vida es una puta… Mientras que algunos lectores (probablemente, “la mayoría”) estarán totalmente en desacuerdo con la premisa que he usado como título de este ensayo (aunque una persona intelectualmente humilde habría … Continue reading

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the priest – (en)

The sexton was focused: — One liter of water. One liter of ethyl alcohol. Half vanilla bean. Five eggs. A little glue. One lemon cut in half, seeded. A teaspoon of kerosene … — Where did you learn to do … Continue reading

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el cura – (es)

El sacristán estaba concentrado: — Un litro de agua. Un litro de alcohol etílico. Media vaina de vainilla. Cinco huevos. Un poco de pegamento. Un limón mediano cortado al medio, sin semillas. Una cucharadita de queroseno… — ¿Dónde ha aprendido … Continue reading

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of gods and men – (en)

Among the procedures for killing humans it’s always included the name of a hypothetical high being invented by men and living in their imagination. Choice is justified, as these invisible beings, with their vengeful jealousy, merciless, with their racism, their … Continue reading

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de dioses y hombres – (es)

Entre los trámites para matar a las personas siempre se ha incluido el nombre de un elevado ser hipotético que han inventado los hombres y que han creado en su fantasía. Es una elección justificada, dado que estos seres invisibles, … Continue reading

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ungetable – (en)

Today I woke up wanting to write a song to the ungetable. She wasn’t very beautiful, nor a big deal, but by no reason she was unattainable, she was unlaidable. We tested her for good, tried to pay, to show … Continue reading

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