Category Archives: Humor

(en) The majority of people are able to experience humor, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humor. Here you could find a (subjective) collection of humor works in different formats.
(es) La mayor parte de la gente es capaz de experimentar el humor; a divertirse, reír o sonreír ante algo divertido, lo que se considera como tener sentido del humor. Aquí se puede encontrar una colección (subjetiva) de trabajos humorísticos en diferentes formatos.

what is politics? – (en)

“Dad, what is politics?” “Son, imagine our house: I represent capitalism because I’m the one who brings the money home. Your mother is the government that manages the money. The maid is the working class because she deals with the … Continue reading

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dreaming in 3d – (video) (en)

3D modeling is like “playing God” (in secular and vague terms) … In the beginning God downloaded SketchUp. Now the earth was formless and empty, green was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over a blank canvas. And God … Continue reading

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mil – (en)

Since childhood I’ve always told the truth. I’ve been a sincere guy. But for some time I realize this is wrong. Since I got married to be precise. Like a cuttlefish spurting out black ink I’ve become socially insincere. And … Continue reading

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donkey brains – (en)

Strangely, I almost liked the guy, president of a large book-publisher. He was in perfect shape. His shape was round. His diameter was a meter across the hips, easily. Perhaps, I was reflecting, this is why there is so little ancient … Continue reading

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scotch meltdown – (en)

One of the last times I was in a dive, in the harbor district, it was pouring. Sharp steely arrows gushed all over an agonizing lead sea, which massive chest barely encouraged. I remember it well, because out of my … Continue reading

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snow what? – (en)

—Once upon a time there lived a lovely princess named Snow Yellow… —White! —Ah! Yes, Snow White. Her mother died when Snow Black was a baby …” —No, it’s White! —White, right.  Her wicked aunty Patsy wanted to be the … Continue reading

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revolution – (en)

In my room the bed was here, the closet there and the table was in the middle. Until this bored me. Then I put the bed there and the closet here. For a while I felt chirpy by the novelty. … Continue reading

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revolución – (es)

En mi habitación la cama estaba aquí, el armario allá y en medio la mesa. Hasta que esto me aburrió. Puse entonces la cama allá y el armario aquí. Durante un tiempo me sentí animado por la novedad. Pero el … Continue reading

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among galician – (en)

“Nostalgia initiates with food,” said Che Guevara; perhaps recalling a juicy Argentinean asado while sharing an insipid yuca with mojo with his comrades in Sierra Madre. Maybe because this nostalgia -the lacón with turnip tops and the octopus á feira in my case- I … Continue reading

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entre gallegos – (es)

“La nostalgia empieza por la comida”, dijo el Che Guevara, tal vez rememorando un jugoso asado de su tierra, al tiempo que compartía una insípida yuca con mojo con sus camaradas en Sierra Madre. Tal vez es por esa morriña -del lacón con … Continue reading

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a fishing village – (en)

The beautiful spring light was bathing the pavement among a cluster of prosaic blue slate and grey stone houses of differing heights, with scraps of garden coming in between, boxes with flowers of many colors hanging off the windows and … Continue reading

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lasagna and me – (en)

Humor keeps me alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food –you can go a week without laughing. Food is one of the things I enjoy tremendously. After a good meal one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. But in … Continue reading

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humans discerning cosmos – (es)

It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind. The First approach’d the Elephant, And happening to fall Against … Continue reading

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skyscraper – (en) (graphic humor)

On the plasma, half-dozen young people in tracksuit, a herd of morons carefully selected among the most brainless and unpresentable youth of the tribe, struggled to embody, from their mental schematic, the complexity of life, lying on couches and discussing … Continue reading

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all butts are different! – (en)

Friday. I work for a real bastard. We’re in the “Motivational” industry, and no industry has inflicted more suffering than ours. Motivational books, speakers and posters that have made billions selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our “unlimited potential”. … Continue reading

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in the corps – (en)

—What’s your excuse? —Sir, excuse for what, sir? —I’m asking the fucking questions here, Private! Do you understand? —Sir, yes, sir! —Do you suck dicks? —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! —What is your major malfunction, maggots? … Continue reading

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rolling stoned – (en)

WEEEOOOEEE … BWEEP BIP BIP BWEEP … EEEOOOEEEOOO … WOOP WOOP … WEEEEOOOOEEEE … WOOP WOOP … “Holly dog shit!” “Must be 4/20. National pot day. Guys celebrate all over the world!” said sarcastic drug peddling shade 7-11, lighting up … Continue reading

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machinife, the last felon – (en)

Minor robbers there were and there will be at all times in history, but few would steal from you more gracefully than “Makinavaja”, a character who was created by deceased Ramon Tosas, artistically known as “Ivá”.  ( Click on the … Continue reading

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stupidity [my contribution] – (en)

In the opinion of Professor Pitkin (Columbia University), four out of five people are stupid enough to be called “stupid”. That would amount to about fifteen hundred millions of people when he wrote his book (1934). Now would be next … Continue reading

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the bizarre tourist – (en)

By today’s beauty standards my latest GF was an oil tanker. A beauty without grace, a hook without the bait, that thought Dom Perignon was a Mafia leader. The worst thing about her was when she wasn’t drunk she was … Continue reading

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