Category Archives: English

Posts in English, written by Dugutigui and several other authors that Dugutigui likes

skyscraper – (en) (graphic humor)

On the plasma, half-dozen young people in tracksuit, a herd of morons carefully selected among the most brainless and unpresentable youth of the tribe, struggled to embody, from their mental schematic, the complexity of life, lying on couches and discussing … Continue reading

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don’t get me wrong – (en)

Don’t get me wrong. There’s an exotic red canary inside me that wants to get out but I’m too adamantine for him. He’s singing a little in there, I haven’t quite let him die, and yet he’s nice enough to … Continue reading

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in the death row – (en)

The blogger, with the sleeves rolled up, got on the keyboard, wrote a title, and then remained as blank as the Word’s page before him. A little uneasiness climbed up along his gullet, just to stop before the mouth. He … Continue reading

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bus stop – (en)

There was a young woman whose path often crossed with mine at the bus stop, while we were waiting. She was sweet and soft-spoken and she never failed to greet me. Sometimes we talked about the weather, when days were … Continue reading

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love in the time of war – (en)

Sometimes writing is painful. It is when you gather in tranquility emotions you thought long forgotten, when you astonished realize your skin has been toughened, but is not tough enough yet, when you observe it lined with cracks and scars … Continue reading

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be my valentines – (en)

In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day, all the females I know in the alley and the surrounding neighborhood had been reminding me of the impending event. “You will bring me chocolates, yes?” As with Tet lucky money, they … Continue reading

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all butts are different! – (en)

Friday. I work for a real bastard. We’re in the “Motivational” industry, and no industry has inflicted more suffering than ours. Motivational books, speakers and posters that have made billions selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our “unlimited potential”. … Continue reading

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online fiction – (en)

There are many ways of posting fictional stories on the Internet, but the most fun, in my opinion, is when the author is hiding behind the scenes, when his name does not appear, when the writer is a ghost. It … Continue reading

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you rob me! – (en)

A famous Spanish writer, Arturo Pérez-Reverte, published a few days ago on his blog, “if you want this work [writing] free, ask your fucking mother to do it.” It was an ornery response to someone’s Tweet who considered, “culture should … Continue reading

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life is a dick – (en)

Life is like a dick; sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. On a hand, as in every drama, it contains many happy, angry, sad, and bitter scenes. On the other, like a hot bath, it feels good while you’re in … Continue reading

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in the corps – (en)

—What’s your excuse? —Sir, excuse for what, sir? —I’m asking the fucking questions here, Private! Do you understand? —Sir, yes, sir! —Do you suck dicks? —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! —What is your major malfunction, maggots? … Continue reading

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rolling stoned – (en)

WEEEOOOEEE … BWEEP BIP BIP BWEEP … EEEOOOEEEOOO … WOOP WOOP … WEEEEOOOOEEEE … WOOP WOOP … “Holly dog shit!” “Must be 4/20. National pot day. Guys celebrate all over the world!” said sarcastic drug peddling shade 7-11, lighting up … Continue reading

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machinife, the last felon – (en)

Minor robbers there were and there will be at all times in history, but few would steal from you more gracefully than “Makinavaja”, a character who was created by deceased Ramon Tosas, artistically known as “Ivá”.  ( Click on the … Continue reading

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stupidity [my contribution] – (en)

In the opinion of Professor Pitkin (Columbia University), four out of five people are stupid enough to be called “stupid”. That would amount to about fifteen hundred millions of people when he wrote his book (1934). Now would be next … Continue reading

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the bizarre tourist – (en)

By today’s beauty standards my latest GF was an oil tanker. A beauty without grace, a hook without the bait, that thought Dom Perignon was a Mafia leader. The worst thing about her was when she wasn’t drunk she was … Continue reading

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confession – (en)

Each of us has his places, his friends, furnished with imagination and life itself. Places linked to people, as people liked to places. Some of us have the benefit that such places are scattered here and there, forming a large … Continue reading

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is cow sex normal? – (en)

Paul Lovell, of Enfield, north London, has probably read my post about sex, and has taken it to the letter… On it I stated people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line … Continue reading

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page 45 [and your love life] – (en)

In spite of hosts of deniers, and asserters, and wise-men, and professors, I come from a land where people still are adverse to sitting down to dine thirteen at a table, or being helped to salt, or walking under a … Continue reading

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evil clowns – (en)

A babysitter taking care of two small children called their parents late in the evening to ask for permission to cover up the life-size clown statue in the corner of the family room. “It’s not that I don’t like it,” … Continue reading

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being scared shitless – (en)

Scientists spend a lot of time studying fears, and arguing over how they can be treated. They should invest more effort in studying stupidity. Fears are largely potential and theoretical, but stupidity is practical. Men go to far great lengths reacting … Continue reading

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