Archivo de la categoría: English

Posts in English, written by Dugutigui and several other authors that Dugutigui likes

to my sister – (en)

I’d want to run as far and as fast as I could, but I just feel angry at myself and, at the same time, strangely appeased. Someone too close is falling off the face of this earth, to never come … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Writing | Etiquetado , | 29 comentarios

skyscraper – (en) (graphic humor)

On the plasma, half-dozen young people in tracksuit, a herd of morons carefully selected among the most brainless and unpresentable youth of the tribe, struggled to embody, from their mental schematic, the complexity of life, lying on couches and discussing … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor, Photography, Politics | Etiquetado , | 10 comentarios

don’t get me wrong – (en)

Don’t get me wrong. There’s an exotic red canary inside me that wants to get out but I’m too adamantine for him. He’s singing a little in there, I haven’t quite let him die, and yet he’s nice enough to … Seguir leyendo

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in the death row – (en)

The blogger, with the sleeves rolled up, got on the keyboard, wrote a title, and then remained as blank as the Word’s page before him. A little uneasiness climbed up along his gullet, just to stop before the mouth. He … Seguir leyendo

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bus stop – (en)

There was a young woman whose path often crossed with mine at the bus stop while we were waiting. She was sweet and soft-spoken, and she never failed to greet me. Sometimes we talked about the weather, when days were … Seguir leyendo

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love in the time of war – (en)

Sometimes writing is painful. It is when you gather in tranquility emotions you thought long forgotten, when you astonished realize your skin has been toughened, but is not tough enough yet, when you observe it lined with cracks and scars … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Travel, Writing | Etiquetado , , , | 39 comentarios

be my valentines – (en)

In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day, all the females I know in the alley and the surrounding neighborhood had been reminding me of the impending event. “You will bring me chocolates, yes?” As with Tet lucky money, they … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Travel, Writing | Etiquetado , , | 19 comentarios

all butts are different! – (en)

Friday. I work for a real bastard. We’re in the “Motivational” industry, and no industry has inflicted more suffering than ours. Motivational books, speakers and posters that have made billions selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our “unlimited potential”. … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language, Writing | Etiquetado , , | 24 comentarios

online fiction – (en)

There are many ways of posting fictional stories on the Internet, but the most fun, in my opinion, is when the author is hiding behind the scenes, when his name does not appear, when the writer is a ghost. It … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Writing | Etiquetado , | 6 comentarios

you rob me! – (en)

A famous Spanish writer, Arturo Pérez-Reverte, published a few days ago on his blog, “if you want this work [writing] free, ask your fucking mother to do it.” It was an ornery response to someone’s Tweet who considered, “culture should … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en Education, English, Politics | Etiquetado , , , , , , | 6 comentarios

life is a dick – (en)

Life is like a dick; sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. On a hand, as in every drama, it contains many happy, angry, sad, and bitter scenes. On the other, like a hot bath, it feels good while you’re in … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Politics, Writing | Etiquetado , , , , | 18 comentarios

in the corps – (en)

—What’s your excuse? —Sir, excuse for what, sir? —I’m asking the fucking questions here, Private! Do you understand? —Sir, yes, sir! —Do you suck dicks? —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NO, sir! —Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! —What is your major malfunction, maggots? … Seguir leyendo

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rolling stoned – (en)

WEEEOOOEEE … BWEEP BIP BIP BWEEP … EEEOOOEEEOOO … WOOP WOOP … WEEEEOOOOEEEE … WOOP WOOP … “Holly dog shit!” “Must be 4/20. National pot day. Guys celebrate all over the world!” said sarcastic drug peddling shade 7-11, lighting up … Seguir leyendo

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machinife, the last felon – (en)

Minor robbers there were and there will be at all times in history, but few would steal from you more gracefully than “Makinavaja”, a character who was created by deceased Ramon Tosas, artistically known as “Ivá”.  ( Click on the … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor, Politically Incorrect Language | Etiquetado , , , | 7 comentarios

stupidity [my contribution] – (en)

In the opinion of Professor Pitkin (Columbia University), four out of five people are stupid enough to be called “stupid”. That would amount to about fifteen hundred millions of people when he wrote his book (1934). Now would be next … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en Education, English, Humor | Etiquetado , , , , , | 31 comentarios

the bizarre tourist – (en)

By today’s beauty standards my latest GF was an oil tanker. A beauty without grace, a hook without the bait, that thought Dom Perignon was a Mafia leader. The worst thing about her was when she wasn’t drunk she was … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en Africa, English, Humor, Writing | Etiquetado | 27 comentarios

confession – (en)

Each of us has his places, his friends, furnished with imagination and life itself. Places linked to people, as people liked to places. Some of us have the benefit that such places are scattered here and there, forming a large … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor | Etiquetado , , , , | 25 comentarios

is cow sex normal? – (en)

Paul Lovell, of Enfield, north London, has probably read my post about sex, and has taken it to the letter… On it I stated people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor | Etiquetado , , , , | 28 comentarios

page 45 [and your love life] – (en)

In spite of hosts of deniers, and asserters, and wise-men, and professors, I come from a land where people still are adverse to sitting down to dine thirteen at a table, or being helped to salt, or walking under a … Seguir leyendo

Publicado en English, Humor | Etiquetado | 34 comentarios

evil clowns – (en)

A babysitter taking care of two small children called their parents late in the evening to ask for permission to cover up the life-size clown statue in the corner of the family room. “It’s not that I don’t like it,” … Seguir leyendo

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