“Dad, what is politics?”
“Son, imagine our house: I represent capitalism because I’m the one who brings the money home. Your mother is the government that manages the money. The maid is the working class because she deals with the heavier tasks. You are the people as you enjoy the benefits of the system. And your little brother is the future of the country. Got it?”
“No dad, I do not understand.”
“Well, don’t worry; you’ll understand when you get older…”
That night the child is awakened by the persistent crying of his little brother.
He goes to the crib and find he is completely full of shit, and someone should change the diapers.
He goes for help to his parents’ bedroom and sees that his father is not there, and his mother is sound asleep, snoring, belly up, and he fails to wake her.
Then decides to go to the maid and enters her room to find his father having anal sex with her.
What is politics? – Dugutigui (on a joke from the net)