is cow sex normal? – (en)

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Paul Lovell, of Enfield, north London, has probably read my post about sex, and has taken it to the letter… On it I stated people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at cow-public-sex though.
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror, but Mr. Lovell’s wild adventures, at 61, got out of hand. His sexual preoccupation hit him sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout, when allegedly attempted to make a cow perform a sex act on him last September.
Mr. Lovell, naked in a field of sheep and cows, and clutching a Sainsbury’s bag, was trying to put his penis “into or up next to, as if to put it into, the mouth of [more than one] cow”.
“He did not successfully penetrate the mouth of a cow with his penis and he then moved to another part of the field and tried his luck with some sheep.”
He tried to encourage the sheep towards his groin area to lick or suck his genitals, taking hold of the sheep “in order to do so”.
Mr. Lovell then move to the rear and attempt to have sex with the sheep, but it ran off across the field. He then run after it and caught it by the hind legs, trying his luck again.
Mr. Lovell seemed “very comfortable with what he was doing —as if it was normal”.
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Back in his house, he walked into the bedroom carrying the sheep in his arms and said, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
Mrs. Lovell, in the bed reading a book, looked up and said, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
Paul replied, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous woman, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
Lovell was later arrested. He denies one charge of outraging public decency in trying to commit sexual acts with animals in public.
The trial continues…
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Is cow sex normal? – Dugutigui (on some news from UK) (Mick Coulas’ picture)
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About Dugutigui

In the “Diula” language in Mali, the term « dugutigui » (chief of the village), literally translated, means: «owner of the village»; «dugu» means village and «tigui», owner. Probably the term is the result of the contraction of «dugu kuntigui» (literally: chief of the village).
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28 Responses to is cow sex normal? – (en)

  1. Aliosa says:

    Good morning !
    Thank for like !
    Regardas,
    Aliosa.

  2. Sandee says:

    Good Lord! Incidentally, just read about a man arrested for violating a horse.

  3. Mélanie says:

    terrible, but treu! HELP, amigo! brrr!!! pobres animales!😦 desafortunadamente, los locos, desorientados, enfermos vagan en todos los meridianos…
    * * *
    gracias por sus “puentes” @ mi blog y buena suerte en todas sus actividades… con amistad, Mélanie

    • Dugutigui says:

      Gracias Mélanie. I imagine some aliens scattering off the UFO feeling like wild-partying, high of plonk, hip, as a British in Ibiza, messing all lost with blandiblub fluid mucus, looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which🙂

      • Mélanie says:

        con mucho gusto, I do/did get your point, Mr D… I’ve never been to Ibiza and it’s NOT on my list!😀 btw, vi el comportamiento de los “cerdos” ingleses y teutones en Francia y en España… total yuck! lo siento por los cerdos reales, animales simpaticos y utiles – en francés hay un dicho:”todo es bueno en el cerdo!”🙂

      • Dugutigui says:

        I am fond of pigs. They treat us as equals🙂

  4. unknown says:

    There are some people out there with a very unique viewpoint. An old saying has it that you can do anything as long as it doesn’t frighten the horses. They never mentioned sheep. Or cows.

  5. mooonalila says:

    I wonder which book and sentence he would have picked.

  6. puzzleblume says:

    Reminds me on Woody Allen’s Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972). Probably he took it as advice.

  7. sweetoothjames says:

    I read this piece in yesterday’s newspaper and initially thought it was a story about Aberdonians. Thankfully, it was someone from ‘down Cockney way’ but i don’t think Mr Lovell has “enraged public decency”. The talentless acts on the X Factor enrage public decency and i know that if given the choice i would much rather see Liona Lewis sucking on a horse’s schlong than have to hear her sing.

  8. El Guapo says:

    Ouch!
    Didn’t see the punchline coming.

  9. Hahhajhajaha. So funny. Hahahah.
    Imagine…hey everyone …meet my girlfriend. She a cow literally. Hahaha.

  10. only between consenting bovine…and ewe. I must say say: ewwwww…;)

  11. cgbalu says:

    Thank God I don’t get such fantasies.🙂

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