Let me start this bitch off with a bang and keep it real, VEGAN is lame as fuck!
When Linnaeus developed his system of classification, there were only two kingdoms: Plants and Animals. Today the system includes six: Plants, Animals, Protists, Fungi, Archaebacteria, Eubacteria. ALL THOSE ARE LIVING CREATURES, and life is life –whether in grape, or pig or man. There is no difference there between them. The idea of difference is a human conception for man’s own advantage, including vegans.
The witty vegan goes: “I’d rather die than live by the death of others.” ~Edward Sanchez.
This sick sadistic nut that worship the calf like a religious zombie, and is a Taliban for plants, should know that in the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -even vegetarians. Really, every kind of animal, herbivores as well, eat primal raw. The difference is that herbivores eat living plants to farm their little critters called bacteria –other living creatures, billions of them. At least that is how I have come to understand it: All living things on earth need to eat other living things in order to survive, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE PLANTS. These graceful creatures feed primary on nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Minerals…
So, allow me here to conclude that plants are the more peaceful beings inhabiting planet Earth. And vegans, to satisfy their strange appetite, concentrate in the killing of these defenseless creatures, the plants. Veganism is about nonviolence, they will tell you, it’s about not engaging in harm to other beings. So plants for vegans ain’t beings… Brought to this point, and because they won’t starve, even vegans have to eat “something”, they will trace an appropriate fine line… “sentient beings” So funny, life is life, but non-sentient beings are fine for vegan’s maw… But still, how they know plants aren’t sentient beings?
Scientifics are trying to debunk the myth that plants are low-life. If you define intelligence as the capacity to solve problems, plants have a lot to teach us. Not only are they smart in how they grow, adapt and thrive, they do it without neuroses. Neuroses! Intelligence isn’t only about having a shitty brain!
Plants have never been given their due in the order of things; they’ve usually been dismissed as mere vegetables. Sounds familiar? But plants communicate via chemical substances. They have a specific and fairly extensive vocabulary to convey alarms, health and a host of other things. We just have sound waves broken down into various languages, I don’t see how we could bridge the gap.
Plants are alive and try to remain that way! The bottom line is that plants deserve consideration; we must figure out what that means. But for a vegan a broccoli scream might be pleasure, not pain!
To eat, or not to eat, that is the question:
Whether ’tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Famine,
Or to take a Chicken Thigh against a Sea of troubles,
And by eating it end them: to burp, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Belly-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Slimness is heir to? ‘Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. Gorging to sleep.
Is vegan love? – By Dugutigui (and a starving Shakespeare…)