bad boys – (en)

From the article on “12 Reasons Women Can’t Stand Nice Guys”, first, notice that beta male isn’t capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. Or twelve reasons:
1. Nice guys are too nice. Translation: not sexy!
2. Nice guys don’t take control and demand “respect”. Translation: They are not socially dominant Alpha-holes with lots of other women.
3. Nice guys are never a challenge. Translation: not SEXY!
4. Nice guys rarely need to be saved. Translation: NOT SEXY!
5. Nice guys don’t usually need to be fixed. Translation: NOT NOT NOT Sexy!
6. Nice guys are sending a message that they don’t think their genes are good enough, so they won’t misbehave. Translation: Very, very, very, very, very un-sexy!
7. A nice guy will eventually want a commitment, and that’s scary. Translation: NOT Sexy!
8. A nice guy is treating you in a way you’re not familiar with. Translation: Not … sexy dammit!
9. Women feel a nice guy won’t be good in bed. No translation needed.
10. When a woman describes someone as a nice guy, she means, “He’s not hot”. Again, no translation needed.
11. Nice guys don’t always know what to say, and are sometimes at a loss for words. Translation: or, nice guys are not sexy!
12. Bad boys give the illusion of being able to protect women, while with nice guys, women aren’t so sure. Translation: a guy beating the crap out of someone else, even a woman (see Rihanna) is sexy!
The article concludes:
Life is about balance. Most men fall into either the bad boy or the nice guy category. The ideal man is neither, but walks that fine line between the two. Until men learn how to do this, more often than not, women will choose the bad boy, until they realize that his bad qualities outweigh his good ones.
Or, perhaps we can turn that around:
Life is about balance. Most women fall into either the sexy woman who seeks to relive her chaotic childhood experience by disrobing and rubbing her snatch on a brass pole in front of men that care for her like her father did, or the nice extremely uptight, naïve, innocent virginal girl category. The ideal woman is neither, but walks that fine line between the two. Until women learn how to do this, more often than not, men will choose (if bad boys) to screw as many women as possible until they reach their late fifties, at which point they’ll marry their own Catherine Zeta-Jones. The nice, if lucky, can get a hot chick once in her 30’s, after she’s tired of fucking the Alpha males, and decides to settle down with a beta-hole for money and stability. Or, mostly, he will have occasional sex, but find in the main, a used-up cougar to be inferior to a porn subscription. Regardless, women won’t get quality men to marry them, and will be left with dregs whom, if they do marry, they will resent as “kitchen bitches” and “clingy, moody assholes”.
There, all fixed.
What about you?
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Bad boys – by Dugutigui on “12 Reasons Women Can’t Stand Nice Guys

About Dugutigui

In the “Diula” language in Mali, the term « dugutigui » (chief of the village), literally translated, means: «owner of the village»; «dugu» means village and «tigui», owner. Probably the term is the result of the contraction of «dugu kuntigui» (literally: chief of the village).
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19 Responses to bad boys – (en)

  1. 😆😆😆 Yeap, you’ve said it all, as usual…😆😆😆

  2. seamlessstyle says:

    Haha this is hilarious

  3. LediaR says:

    I personally like nice guys. I married one. Bad boys need to leave this girl ALONE!!!

    • Dugutigui says:

      It’s difficult to gauge that. With a bad guy you just know you’re bad. To play a nice guy is harder – unless you are a very nice person like me of course.

      • LediaR says:

        I will always choose the nice guy. Life has enough drama without having the closest person in my life being a jerk. I am glad to hear that you are a nice guy. We need all of the nice guys we can get!

  4. Fay Moore says:

    Hmmmmm. You are a naughty boy, she says as she laughs her ass off.

  5. Fay Moore says:

    Hi. D. You’ll have to stop by and read about MY bad girl in today’s post (7-20-2012). It’s a short short called Key West. Hope you like it. Let me know.

    • Dugutigui says:

      Silence…

      “There are all kinds of silences and each of them means a different thing. There is the silence that comes with morning in a forest, and this is different from the silence of a sleeping city. There is silence after a rainstorm, and before a rainstorm, and these are not the same. There is the silence of emptiness, the silence of fear, the silence of doubt. There is a certain silence that can emanate from a lifeless object as from a chair lately used, or from a piano with old dust upon its keys, or from anything that has answered to the need of a man, for pleasure or for work. This kind of silence can speak. Its voice may be melancholy, but it is not always so; for the chair may have been left by a laughing child or the last notes of the piano may have been raucous and gay. Whatever the mood or the circumstance, the essence of its quality may linger in the silence that follows. It is a soundless echo.”

      Beryl Markham

      Great short story!!!

  6. Hi Damantigui, I’ve just nominated you an award on mypost, http://nkin.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/one-lovely-blog-award-nomination/. Enjoy~

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