Today I will discuss a serious subject. Well, we start laughing already. Ha! No, seriously, I come to warn you of an invasion. Quiet and patient. Tiny beings, with strange color and talking weird. Very rare, and they don’t understand our language although it seems they do because they only repeat our last word in a sentence and add “yes”. They make fools of us and think we’re all assholes, abuse of our despair. They’re all alike, or so it seems because they all are very U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi – you ugly, yeah, yeah, you ugly! D-U-D-E how you think you got that way? your mama, yeah, yeah, your MAMA! No one looking good! And if we don’t have been invaded yet is because it takes for them too long to eat, no fork, well now it’s too late so we leave it for tomorrow, and use their food and torture, despite the redundancy, to get into our society, they’re among us already, to millions.
-Noodle soup with beef.
Then you get three-delice fried rice…
-Sorry, this is not noodle soup with beef…
-Are you an asshole?
-Asshole. Repeats toward the kitchen. Dum Dum Wa King!
Well la dee da! this time he is right, you are an asshole, otherwise what are you doing in this type of restauraint? Our despair. If you had money you would have gone to a decent restaurant, not their food is that bad, at the end of the day everyone is free to do what he pleases with his pets. And then that serious aftermath. Torture. You are later on wishing you had an ice cube for your hole, it fuckin’ hurts! ‘cause you’re shitting out a Buick.
It’s an awful invasive species capable even of mutating after a while among us. Into bananas! yellow outside, white on the inside. You are warned!!!
So now I gotta buy some chocolate…fuckin’ Kurt Cobain…Jesus!!!
You are warned!!! – Dugutigui